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May not be a big box office movie or big news for business, but we need lots of movies to fill the gaps a little between the big ones.
https://deadline.com/2021/06/craig-singer-storyboard-media-regal-cinemas-645-horror-movie-1234779416/
The thought of going back to life without a mask scares me...
I've been mouthing "**** off" to people for months and I'm not sure I can stop.
No sammy, I am Cactus....
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Roger that Robin,
( no, not the ex, just drop her on the rig helideck..)
=£#_-flying. Stalkurexpuntertakenmetonorthseaoilfield495£:'=_@#
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PW, I think playtime bell went , had to go back into class...
He's keeping quiet Sammy, not saying a word, so that means he did haha.
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Wheres Robin of Loxley today ?
Maybe pulled in GY last night !!!
PW , you're a laydeee
What animal has a **** half way up it's back.?
A police horse
Sammy I preferred your reply! I was being polite haha
Crumpets :)))))) haha. Winner of the dirty joke so far haha.
Afternoon all.
What do you call a police woman who shaves her lady bits?
Çuntstubble.
2016,
yeah , we're the pits
No fcuk off
These jokes show just how pathetic some on this board are.
Dyslexic bank robber burst into the bank
Shouted " put your head in your hands you mother stickers, this is a fcuk up"
She the lass that walked into a bra bonkers?
Took a dyslexic bird home last night and she ended up sucking my sock
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument
you like"
Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John
Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from
the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The
octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her
pyjamas off"
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me
Bonkers , she has more chance of coming home than the euro trophy
Shamima begam has turned down her last chance to return to the UK.
The UK goverment were ready to cut a deal with her and allow her to come home provided she took the spurs job.
She replied she was happy to stay in the camp she was currently in