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At least she didn't call you Lee Harvey.
Scardey - funny you should ask that. It came up awhile ago but because we are up agsinst some very sensitive teams (think thesbian) the options were multiple choice.
A) Mid summer
B) During the quarter
C) in the forthcoming (insert time period)
D) Right that's it I've had enough of you lot, I'm off.
Never did find the answer out - we had to leave in a hurry cause MI5 turned up cause two industrial espionage agents had turned up at my local UK and world beating science park - dressed in red and asking all the right questions. In the end Alec Guinness turned up and murmed something, sucked on his pipe and closed the quiz down. As I left I caught the eye of this demour, middle aged lady and I swear she winked at me and mouthed "him in it Lee" Don't know why she thinks I'm called Lee
RorkesDrift, does the quiz team know anything?
News just in. The paperwork was all ready and the job bag was awaiting final certification when someone noticed you don't spell Awacta like that. Tony down in filing had apparently put the initial cover sheet together and had googles affirmer had arrived up here. After giggling at something called mid summer timeline he wasn't paying attention. Oh Tony.
Julie secretly hopes it's next week and not this week, because she has the hairdressers booked for Saturday morning. She's not had it cut on whatever else she does to it for over 6 months and she looks a little like a rag doll this morning.
She's also bought a new frock that she is taking to work today that she will hide in the stationary cupboard so she can have a quick change when the photographers arrive at short notice.
commercial break? what you mean David Cameron is involved? is he lobbying Julie for a delay in the update so a good bloke he knows can tuck a few away somewhere perhaps?
The dentist is Jeremy's best mate Dianne. She recently moved up North because she heard you didn't a mask to shop on line up here.
Didn't appreciate that it was a Lancashire Bus Company situation. Now we know that she is a Lancashire lass it explains everything. No true red rose is going to pull her finger out (damaged or not) to help the enemy. Some things are not easily forgotten. "In the coming days" might have to be redefined after all.
The Bus has come from the Bolton area but needs a specialised Deep cleaning before it can be put into general service.
Therefore the Bus will be late as the Deep cleaning takes longer than the spit and polish the buses normally get and this was overlooked by Jeremy the Bus Fleet Controller .
Julie was referred to Cuticle's, a local nail bar, for specialist treatment and is now on her way back to the office (by bus of course) so she can resume typing the approval . Unfortunately her typing speeds will have been affected and is now only able to type with one finger instead of the two she usually uses. This may result in a slight delay but is still expected for completion .........in the coming days!!!!!
Julie's bus was late this morning, then she broke a nail typing up the approval and has been rushed to A & E. Personnel are onto the Agency for a temp.
There was a young lady called Julie
Never with eye on her duties
With a taste for shoe
In red, white or blue
She would never be rushed unduly
A bit more dust for you enteleon.
I only have one thing to say
Ommmmmmmmmmm
EnergyS: we haven't started to watch 'Line of Duty' yet (recorded, and in the Q after 'Spirals') so please, no mention of 'H' – unless it a subtle cross-ramp of He1 by MR ST.
Let’s hope that Tristan gives the thumbs up before he flies off to Portugal with Gary on their honeymoon this afternoon.
Lets hope Gupta doesn't drink because the pubs open shortly and that could be it for the day
And of course nothing can happen until somebody’s tipped the wink to Sujood.
The Training course is being run by Bob.
Bob is still in London celebrating Leicester winning the FAC.
He asked his mate Gupta to cover for him, but Gupta is still the queue for the Vaccine to counter the Indian variant.
It is possible Bob will be back on the 16.00 train from Euston, but that depends on the Railworks.
Sandra has typed it up, but because she is only Level 1 she has to wait for Paula to sign it off. Paula is a Level 2 but doesn’t start until 9:00 am.
Then Tristan can sign it off he is a level 3 then it’s all down to Julie as Supervisor to rubber stamp.
Problem Julie is on flexitime so we don’t know what time she is in today.
Depends on how many bottles of Pinot she drunk last night. Line of Duty has finished now so hopefully she only had 1 bottle.
:)
TL, as someone who identifies as a diminutive transsexual Inuit today - why not, that’s how it works nowadays isn’t it? - I’d like to thank you for highlighting Lesley’s fine work in educating people in the benefits of Buddhism for overcoming the associated plight of not being able to reach the middle shelf in Asda. We should all give Lesley, and of course Julie, some slack
So it turns out that Julie had to dash up North, her sister was a little upset. Her fiancee was being secretive and there was a bit of a taddoo. It all turned out well, the fiancee was booking a cruise using the profit expected from a sell of Avacta shares, and indeed the cruise will likely be using Avacta LFD to ensure everyone is safe everyday. Cruise company is said cost is not an issue.
So Lesley is taking over but is busy this morning giving a zoom talk entitled "How Buddhism helped me, a transexual Inuit overcome reduced stature discrimination". Hopefully Lesley will be back on the case soon, but need to follow recommended health and safety guidance about tea breaks etc.