Marriage would be ideal for Miss Jones. Whilst marrying Rigsby's cat would clearly be a problem even in our enlightened age - and would be an even bigger problem for Rigsby himself no doubt - marrying someone else who is not Rigsby's cat would surely be welcomed by us all. Rigsby had his chance, of course, but his age was always against him and he was never the most handsome of men, as my gran used to put it.
We assume that the wedding will take place at Westminster Abbey? An ideal choice. Miss Jones will be resplendent in white, the traditional blushing bride. And a Spring wedding too! How perfectly romantic. No doubt Rex Tillersen will officiate as Best Man; he will have a cracking speech all lined up, I'm sure. Otherwise Alan or Philip will stand-in.
The little matter of Â£10 a share. Hmmm. Well, if Miss Jones can flutter her eyelids at Rex (we need to make sure she doesn't do it at Rex Wempen by mistake lol) it's surely a done deal.
Titter ye not! If the universe is indeed infinite, there will be a parallel world somewhere in which this very thing is about to happen. The only trouble is: are we in that world, or in Wayne's World?
I don't believe for a minute that any of what you say is true! but for the sake of argument, lets say it is. Then I am sorry to hear that you have been so gullible and do not really have any sympathy for your plight because it was plain stupid. Some genuine holders are really down on their investment here and wait patiently and in the hope that this stock will come good.
I read so much advice on here about it getting to £10 and even £28 thats why I borrowed and invested here. Since I bought people have now said I should not have believed advice taken from here. I am very confused and dont know what to really believe anymore. We usually go for a drink from work on a Friday afternoon but I want to keep a clear head so I can make the correct investment decision this afternoon. I had banked on my 35,000 shares being worth £350,000 soon so that I could buy a house and have a good wedding.
£28 per share!!! Not even RDS is at £28 a share. What planet do you live on? If you are really keen to get a return on an investment, I have some magic beans that grow into money trees. You are welcome to buy some off me.
Buy as much as you can, borrow more money, off anyone who will lend it to you and buy more.......more crack cocaine you nut case. This board is rapidly losing its credibility when fruit cakes like that move in.
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