who knows . It may not be so bad . Here you go let's cheer up a bit :
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan. He is making Land Mines that look like prayer mats! It's doing well! Prophets are going through the roof!
I don't think we have anything to look forward to now but a slow painful end. I will be very surprised if we are still here this time next year, may even be sooner than that. Just waiting for whats left of the cash to evaporate before they relise they can no longer pay themselves and make the big decision.
We got sunlight on the sand, We got moonlight on the sea, We got mangoes and bananas You can pick right off the tree, We got volleyball and ping-pong And a lot of dandy games! What ain't we got? We ain't got gains
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