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Member Since: Thu, 20th May 2010

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Sun 22:00

Enough enough the maiden cried
Nite all
Sun 21:37

That would buy a shed down here !!!!!!
Sun 21:36

He usually looks in when we're talking about him.... lol
Sun 21:33

Is thatbwhy FRR slowed down tooooo?
Sun 20:35

How did they get it so wrong ??????

Three contractors are asked to bid to refurbish the fence at 10 Downing Street.
One contractor is from Birmingham, another is from Liverpool, and the third is from London. All three meet with a civil servant in Downing Street.

The Brummie contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures and says, "I figure the job will run about �900. �400 for materials, �400 for my crew, and �100 profit for me."

The Scouse contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says. "I can do this job for �700. �300 for materials, �200 for my crew, and �200 profit for me."

The bloke from London doesn't bother to do any measuring or calculations; he just leans over to the civil servant and whispers, "I'll do it for �2,700."

The civil servant is understandably incredulous, and says, "You didn't even measure like the others ! How did you come up with such a high estimate ?"
The London bloke whispers back, ��1000 for me, �1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Liverpool to do the job." "Done!" replies the civil servant.

Now do you see how Carillion went under, leaving the taxpayer with the bills ?
Sun 20:34

Hahaha, she could have a beard and I wouldn't mind
Sun 18:59

Lost this board again so had to reboot once more..... such a pain
Sun 17:53

I think most guys fancy her to be fair.......
Sun 16:59

She not a weather girl, and she's on Ch 4 ....... countdown
Sun 16:32

Dirty old man ;-))

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