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Member Since: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010

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Last Posted: 22 Jan '18

22 Jan '18

to get some money back.
9 Jan '18

Two Irishmen were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car's indicators are working.

He promptly sticks his head out the window and says: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."
25 Dec '17

As the Christmas spirit will be flowing over the festivities I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
20 Dec '17

Who was England's first chiropodist?

William the Corncurer
21 Nov '17

Every day,a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine.
He stops,inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells very nice.
After a week of this,the woman can�t stand it anymore.
She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and ask to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy.
The supervisor is puzzled and asks:�What�s threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?�
�It�s Frank the midget.
31 Oct '17

23 Oct '17

Seriously thinking of selling more fun😕
3 Oct '17

a fecking change.
28 Sep '17

Two peanuts walk into a bar,one was a salted.
2 Sep '17

Took the shell off my racing snail this weekend ...

Thought it might speed him up...

If anything, it made him more sluggish.

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