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Member Since: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010

Number of Share Chat Posts (all time): 860
Number of Share Chat Posts (last 30 days): 2

Last Posted: 19 Aug '16

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19 Aug '16

A woman went to the store, steals a can of peaches and gets caught.

She goes before the judge and the judge asks, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She says, "Nine."

He said, "Were they good?"

She said, "They were delicious!"

The judge said, "I'm going to give you one day in jail for each peach you ate."

All of a sudden her husband raises his hand and the judge says, "Do you have something important to say about this?"

"Yes, she also stole a can of peas."
29 Apr '16

I have lost all my sense of humor...
1 Apr '16

Here's Leeson...
17 Mar '16

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: "Have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
6 Mar '16

A woman comes home after being to the doctors.
Her husband said, "How did it go?"
She said, "He said I had a nice fanny"
Her husband was absolutely furious. He stormed down to the surgery and confronted the doctor.
He said, "How dare you make such personal remarks about my wife?
The doctor explained, "What I actually said was "You have acute angina!!"
25 Feb '16

won't be posting on this thread anymore.(Shut it Snooty)
I have made my fortune with 88e(Driver wanted)
It's been fun...
Gluck suckers.
1 Feb '16

Teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.

Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.

"Anyone else?"

Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish
voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious"......

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