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VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: TSX-listed Transglobe Energy Corporation considers London listing


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Member Since: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010

Number of Share Chat Posts (all time): 911
Number of Share Chat Posts (last 30 days): 1

Last Posted: 2 Sep '17


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2 Sep '17

Took the shell off my racing snail this weekend ...

Thought it might speed him up...

If anything, it made him more sluggish.
2 Aug '17

There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.

De-Brie everywhere...
23 Jun '17

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. They decided to have fun with the man. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a girly-man." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that," said the Irishman.

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a girly-man, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off ... watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!"

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off ... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
7 Jun '17

Tornoz...don't blame you,patience running thin with a lot of investors.
1 Jun '17

Paddy met Mick in the street and said, "Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?"

"Why?" Paddy asked.

"Because," said Mick, "all the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday."

Mick said, "Silly buggers, the laugh is on them. I wasn't home yesterday."
24 May '17

No problem trading with Halifax...
24 May '17

No problem trading with Halifax...
17 May '17

My wife bet me £100 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.....

You should have see the look on her face as I drove pasta.


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