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SOU CEO responds to investor questions on its projects in Morocco and Italy. Watch here

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SOU CEO responds to investor questions on its projects in Morocco and Italy

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Member Since: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010

Number of Share Chat Posts (all time): 875
Number of Share Chat Posts (last 30 days): 4

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Tue 09:30

I,Mr.Leeson,solemnly swear:"Never to post jokes,homorous comments and will resist trying to make you miserable bums laugh if the SP reaches $32.50 by 1st of August 2017."
16 Nov '16

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
12 Nov '16

I have got enough jokes to see us through the next 5 years and beyond..
3 Nov '16

He changed it to "Battleship" when I challenged him on a phone conference a few years ago...
3 Nov '16


- 1 Careless Owner

- Seats 2.5 million

- Full OTCMKTS Specifications

- Upgrades.. Nasdaq

- Immobiliser

- Online entertainment system

31 Oct '16

It was a sunny Monday morning, and Murray was beginning his preshot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the ladies' tee please back up to the men's tee."

Murray remained in his routine, seemingly unfazed by the interruption.

A little louder: "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee!"

Murray raised up out of his stance, lowered his driver, and shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?"
28 Oct '16

Seventyeight-year-old George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: "But you know Doc, I'm blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife and said: "Your husband's test results were fine, but he said something strange that has been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."

Thelma exclaimed: "That old fool! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
4 Oct '16

'Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: 'Are you Irish?'
'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?' demanded the Irishman indignantly.
'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'
Then, warming to his theme, he went on, 'Or if I asked you for a kosher
Hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?' 'Or, if I asked you for a
Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would Ya? Would Ya?'
The assistant said: 'Well, no.'
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear. 'And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French?' 'What about Danish Bacon, wo uld you ask me if I was Danish?
'Well no, I probably wouldn't.' conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, 'Well,
All right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for
Irish sausages?'
The assistant replied: 'Because you're in B&Q."

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