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Share Views Episode 10 - DAVID LENIGAS talks Gatwick Gusher and AAAP


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Member Since: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010

Number of Share Chat Posts (all time): 864
Number of Share Chat Posts (last 30 days): 4

Last Posted: 22 Sep '16


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22 Sep '16

Seriously,your jokes are defiantly better...
20 Sep '16

A man takes a week off work and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off and soon finds himself catching up with a stunning woman playing in front of him.

He suggests that they play against each other for the rest of the day and she agrees. The woman proves to be very talented, and wins on the last hole. Afterwards, she accepts the man's offer of a lift home and, on the way, admits she hasn't enjoyed herself so much for a long time. "In fact," she says, "why don't you pull over so I can show you how much I appreciate it." So the man pulls over and, to his delight, the woman performs oral sex on him. They arrange to play golf again the next morning. Once again the woman wins, and she shows her appreciation in the same way on the journey home.

This goes on all week, until Friday, when the man reveals he has booked dinner at a restaurant and a night of passion in a hotel. On the way there, the woman suddenly bursts into tears. "I can't do it," she says, "You see, I'm a transvestite." The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt. "You fecking cheat!" he screams. "You've been playing off the ladies' tees all week."
16 Sep '16

There's an elderly Jewish man with a much younger girlfriend, who he can't satisfy sexually. So, he decides to see his rabbi for advice. The rabbi says, 'Next time you make love, employ a handsome, muscular young man to stand by your bed, vigorously swinging a towel above his head the entire time. That should do the trick.' So the Jewish man hires a really fit male model for the night and then has sex with his girlfriend while the male model stands next to their bed, vigorously swinging a towel above his head. Nothing happens. The model politely suggests that the two men swap places, so that the model has sex with the girl and the Jewish man swings the towel. They swap places and, within two minutes of having sex with the muscular male model, the girl has multiple orgasms. The Jewish man looks at the model and says, 'See??That's how you swing a towel!'"
8 Sep '16

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "State-of-the-art watch? What is so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," Bond explains. "So what's it telling you now?" says the woman. "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," Bond replies. The woman giggles and says, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
19 Aug '16

A woman went to the store, steals a can of peaches and gets caught.

She goes before the judge and the judge asks, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She says, "Nine."

He said, "Were they good?"

She said, "They were delicious!"

The judge said, "I'm going to give you one day in jail for each peach you ate."

All of a sudden her husband raises his hand and the judge says, "Do you have something important to say about this?"

"Yes, she also stole a can of peas."
29 Apr '16

I have lost all my sense of humor...
1 Apr '16

Here's Leeson...


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