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Member Since: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010

Number of Share Chat Posts (all time): 1,287
Number of Share Chat Posts (last 30 days): 0

Last Posted: 16 Jun '14



16 Jun '14


Hope you are well...

Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?" The brown lab replies, "I'm a pizzer. I pizz on everything - the sofa, the carpets, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pizzed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything." He then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"

The yellow lab says, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for. I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away." The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?" The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
21 May '14


is sick,and won't be posting until October,sorry for any unconience caused.
19 May '14


Many thanks.

The $6million will arrive by courier today....if you forward your wife's details as a matter of urgency.

I hope this arrangmant is okay by you.
18 May '14


The Nigerian Government are now offering a $3million reward for the safe return of the missing girls.

All you need to do is to provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name.


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