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Member Since: Thu, 2nd Dec 2010

Number of Share Chat Posts (all time): 1,354
Number of Share Chat Posts (last 30 days): 13

Last Posted: Today 13:29

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Today 13:29

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Fri 23:46

Fri 23:46

24. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
Fri 23:43

23. A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
16 Jan '15

Duck walks into a hardware shop. "Do you sell matches?" asks the duck.

"No," says shopkeeper, so duck leaves.

Next day the duck again enters the hardware shop and asks, "Do you sell matches?"

Again the shopkeeper replies to the negative so duck walks out. Next day duck again walks into hardware shop and asks for matches. By now shopkeeper is upset and says, "Ask me for matches again and I'll nail your beak to the counter. Get out!"

Next day duck walks into hardware store and asks "Do you sell nails?"

Shopkeeper replies, "No, I've just sold out."

"Oh good," says duck. "Do you sell matches?"

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